SHRIMP JESUS

Jesus made out of shrimp with a large thorn vine halo

Thou hast risen from the tide! Be not afraid of Shrimp Jesus for S.J. seeks not to harm but to help, no matter the size of the shrins.

!!S.J. Non Exastive List Of Comandments!!

  1. You needn't serve anyone whom you dont want to; Shrimp Jesus will supply compasion regarless
  2. Thou shall always take care of yourself; you cannot care for other when your sick, mentally, physically, emotionally, spiritually, meta-physically, extra-mentally
  3. Take breaks and leave a weekly day/days open for rest, whether needed or not
  4. Thou Shalt do your very best to respect those who respect you; Always offer respect first; Thou needn't respect thoughs who hardly give respect.
  5. Thou shall not take the life of another human being, no-matter the difference or crime; wound if need be.
  6. Marrage is weird and stupid
  7. Thou shall not steal from those who have not stolen, whether time, money, goods
  8. Thou shall not lie unless your greater safety is threatend
  9. Bad thoughs are not wrong until acted upon
  10. let your fellow human be for as long as no one is un-consentually harmed in general
  11. Help your community and do what will help you and others be happier; even if you break the rules
Disclaimer from home boy S.J.: these are sugestions only please be kind and use your best jugment

amen amen amen