Thou hast risen from the tide! Be not afraid of Shrimp Jesus for S.J.
seeks not to harm but to help, no matter the size of the shrins.
!!S.J. Non Exastive List Of Comandments!!
You needn't serve anyone whom you dont want to; Shrimp Jesus will
supply compasion regarless
Thou shall always take care of yourself; you cannot care for other
when your sick, mentally, physically, emotionally, spiritually,
meta-physically, extra-mentally
Take breaks and leave a weekly day/days open for rest, whether needed
or not
Thou Shalt do your very best to respect those who respect you; Always
offer respect first; Thou needn't respect thoughs who hardly give
respect.
Thou shall not take the life of another human being, no-matter the
difference or crime; wound if need be.
Marrage is weird and stupid
Thou shall not steal from those who have not stolen, whether time,
money, goods
Thou shall not lie unless your greater safety is threatend
Bad thoughs are not wrong until acted upon
let your fellow human be for as long as no one is un-consentually
harmed in general
Help your community and do what will help you and others be happier;
even if you break the rules
Disclaimer from home boy S.J.: these are sugestions only please be kind
and use your best jugment